Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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