Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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