she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
not ubering you a puppy
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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