The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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