No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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