is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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