got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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