when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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