Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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