Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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