Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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