3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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