Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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