if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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