Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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