Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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