Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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