Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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