If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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