you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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