lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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