belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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