i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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