Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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