I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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