What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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