sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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