He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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