so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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