Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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