why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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