My nipple is on Facebook.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I need moral support for this bender
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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