Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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