Can Purell be used as lube?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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