i just had sex bonerless
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She bit a glass in half.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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