all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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