my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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