i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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