Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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