Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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