I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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