I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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