is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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