Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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