Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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