White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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