I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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