Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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