TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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