question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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